CLAP POUR LE TOUR DE FRANCE 2016 ET SENTIIIIIIIIIIIIR LA PUISSANCE!
IT'S A NEW GAME!
Asses dans les sièges! Ressentez la puissance!
Ladies and gentlemen, if using the intro for the New Day, in French no less, does not get you excited for Le Tour de France 2016, nothing will. Feel the excitement of all twenty-one stages of the world famous bicycle race! Challenge your friends with couch co-op and online multiplayer. On PC you can have the added intensity of Pro Cycling manager 2016 where you can manage your racer in over two hundred different races. That's over five hundred and fifty stages of racing! Le Tour de France brings you cutting edge graphics of sweaty, skinny men on racing bikes that cost more than rent in Manhattan! All this and more! Do it all for the glory of taking off that sweaty, advertisement-filled jersey and putting on a yellow, advertisement-filled jersey. That yellow shirt that says “you're a winner!” You won that grueling bicycle race and now you are gonna pass out for three days!
Those guys in the back, clearly they did not eat their Booty-O's this morning!
Don't walk, don't run, BIKE to your nearest retailer! Hell, get on a bike and ride it to your TV if you are just gonna download the game! Get in the spirit of the race and get Le Tour de France 2016 for PS4 and Xbox One tomorrow, June 16. If you are a winner amongst winners and represent the PC master race then get Pro Cycling Manager 2016. Just make sure you are there to win! The power of positivity will carry you to the finish line! Say it with me now:
ROCHES LE TOUR DE FRANCE 2016! ROCHES LE TOUR DE FRANCE 2016!