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Slick’s Quick Hits: Shark Night 3D

You have got to be kidding me. Piranha 3D was bad, but at least it was intentionally bad. This movie looks like it wants to be serious. What a flaming pile of Spinosaurus dung this flick will be. Looks like Friday The 13th meets Deep Blue Sea (will not disgrace a classic like Jaws so I picked that). I mean, once the black guy dies first (big shock there) here’s an idea for the survivors: GO HOME! Take your idiotic asses home, end of movie.

Snakes On A Plane…. meet Sharks in a lake. Too bad the only black guy dies. Now there is no one to say “I am sick of these motherfuckin' sharks in my motherfuckin' lake!”

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